Timothee Chalamet or Pete Davidson?

I cannot understand the appeal of Timothee Chalamet.

I would take Pete in me deeply, though.

I choose option 3, an ice pick in the temple.

Timmy look perpetually underaged.

AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO WAS AN ADULT IN HIS 20S?

r1 - I think we have a winner.

r3, what are you talking about?

Whose 20s?

The past or the present?

Timothee appears to have a tiny peanut dick, and the face of a bird. Pete's face is nothing special, but has a big dick, at least.

R8 you lie. Timothee has a third leg.

Tim doesn't wear eyeshadow.

Neither, but if I had to choose Timmy. At least he wouldn't make me hold him for 2 hours after sex talking about his dead father.

They both look like they were hit with the ugly stick.

The real question here is Chlamydia or Hepatitis?

Stop trolling Kid Cudi on Twitter, OP.

Ansel Elgort is so much hotter.

Oh god tell me there’s a third option. Anything other than these uggos.

I think the appeal of Timothee Chalamet is the twinkish look. Once he looses the twinkish look, he’ll be over.

R18 not with that jawline and bone structure. He’s getting prettier and prettier as he ages.

R16 who Ansel, the rapist? No thank you he’s a buttaface.

I can’t stand either of them but I’ll go with Pete. TimoTay is butt ugly.

If I liked topping I’d choose timothee in a heartbeat. Pete looks disabled and gross either way

Pete.

Angry face fuck with my head up against a wall.

I’d swallow every drop.

Can I choose the sweet release of death?

You don't have comprehend everything in the world, fat ho OP, as I really couldn't care less to understand why you are so morbidly obese. Okay, boomer?

I would do both of them. You whores are telling me that if Timmy or Pete knocked on your door and said they are thirsty for cock that you would turn either one down?

R27, Ansel the Rapist Elgort

R29 the panties would drop

I can't believe how most people don't think Pete is hot.

Honestly, I wouldn't want either of them, but if I had to choose it would be Timothee. At least he doesn't appear to be mentally disturbed and covered in hideous tattoos. I don't have a problem with tattoos, but Pete's are horrible. He looks like a bugged-eyed meth head.

[R9] That's not his penis. There's a series of pictures that go with that one that show it is probably a peanut lol!

Pete continues to be gorgeous when he doesn't open his mouth to speak;

R34 is the penis envy troll.

[R35] is a dick that wants to be envied.

The pic looks nothing like Timothee but exactly like male clothes wearing Fran Lebowitz, who is apparently famous for attending every vanity fair party ever. But nothing else I can discern.

^ It's Pete doing an impression of Timothee for an SNL sketch.

They're both gross, but Timothy probably has fewer diseases and wouldn't ask me to cut him after we had sex.

Pete would be more fun until he spirals into whatever mental illness he has. Also I think he is funny and not so ugly. Timothee has drunk his own PR Hype. He's a a very mannered actor. I like him SO MUCH MORE in French though, and he should go do some French movies. They would probably develop his charm.

Saw them on SNL this past weekend.

I'd still take Pete.

Doesn’t look quite like the Cabo pics here

Pete. I like my men with some mileage.