Tim Cook

Featured in this article about the coronavirus.

How does one of the richest men in the world have teeth that look like a broken picket fence?

Rich people don’t have to worry about what their teeth look like. They don’t have to impress anyone.

When I see some old person with bright white dentures, I think their original teeth must have been rotten.

You'd think as a gay man he'd have some excellent dentures so he could yank them and gum the twink de jour when he comes around.

Gurleena’s dentitia needs work!

Tim Apple?

Apple is SO SCREWED at the moment. Of course he's going to try to spin things.

I’ve seen him in other photos, and his top teeth look perfect, but - yeah - he doesn’t care about his bottoms.