Ryan Seacrest, almost 47, says he wants kids

No he doesn't. She wants a paycheck. He wants publicity.

Who will come out first -- Ryan Seacrest or David Tyler Muir?

He can get them from the same village in Africa where Madonna shops for loved ones.

He looks better than when he was having that stroke mid-broadcast.

IDK, I think he's still handsome.

And just how is he going to make his baby? By jerking off into a cup? Because surely it won’t be the traditional way.

Gaycrest really needs to stop.

Who does she think she’s fooling?

I'm 72 and I want kids...to stay off my goddam lawn.

The only reason he tries to be bi.

Good god, who is he fooling at this point? LOL!

I’m sure he can find someone to have his baby batter put into and have a short marriage. They’ll get a good payment and then he can continue to pretend. Whatever

Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle.

When a gay (or whatever Ryan is) male celeb doesn’t have kids or express an interest in fathering them I think there must be something wrong with him. More have children now than not. It’s expected. The norm has really changed in the last 20 years.

How conventional of you, r23.

Wow. He really is a clueless boob, isn't he?

Why the fuck does he think anyone would fucking care if he came out? It's 2021 and no one is going to be shocked or horrified about it. He's a fucking television presenter! Dumbass thinks he's some sort of macho action hero movie star whose career would collapse if he came out.

Though to be honest, I don't think the world would care that much if an action hero came out. That ship has sailed.

I blame his mentor Merv Griffith who probably instilled him the need to stay closeted for sake of career.

Last week Kelly showed a video of her oldest son eating and Ryan said he looked gorgeous and had a nice shirt on. Kelly, beware.

We know an agency we can recommend you to, Ryan.

"Why the fuck does he think anyone would fucking care if he came out? It's 2021 and no one is going to be shocked or horrified about it. "

He was Merv Griffin's protege and that's how he was taught, deny, fake it, never tell the truth, darling

Seacrest's "girlfriend" is a kid.

He must pay the “girlfriend” well for the bearding.

Does he know he has to put his pee pee in her woo woo to get them? Cuz that might change his mind.

Ryan Seahag is so naturally off-putting

[quote]Why the fuck does he think anyone would fucking care if he came out?

Mom and Dad perhaps,

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