And no, *I* didn't write that phrase - it's the headline for the article featuring the GIF below!

So: who's his bf?

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by Anonymousreply 65August 30, 2018 11:50 PM

Sorry. Anyone named "Baker" is an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 2July 17, 2016 4:22 PM

Cuntface at R2, he was named after his dad's best friend in high school (and grew up under modest means - his family had to move four different times during his senior HS year alone just to keep him in the same affluent school district outside of Austin).

by Anonymousreply 3July 17, 2016 4:26 PM

So, apparently the boy likes to shake dat ass!

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by Anonymousreply 4July 17, 2016 4:28 PM

[quote]Cuntface at [R2], he was named after his dad's best friend in high school (and grew up under modest means - his family had to move four different times during his senior HS year alone just to keep him in the same affluent school district outside of Austin).

I should care because.......?

by Anonymousreply 6July 17, 2016 4:32 PM

Close-up shot out of uniform. (I'm already expecting a cacophony of queens whining that "he's the very definition of 'meh'" or something similar.)

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by Anonymousreply 7July 17, 2016 4:32 PM

Yawn. He's no Sam Bradford.

by Anonymousreply 10July 17, 2016 4:49 PM

He's a real life Natasha Lyonne via slums of Beverly Hills!

by Anonymousreply 12July 17, 2016 6:35 PM

He has hard face and, actually, a tard mind as well. But he is a good quarterback.

by Anonymousreply 14July 17, 2016 7:18 PM

Shit I'd like to go balls deep in this filly

by Anonymousreply 15July 17, 2016 7:20 PM

That gif looks like an SNL skit.

by Anonymousreply 17July 17, 2016 7:25 PM

From Outsports.com 11/29/16:

"This lovely banner was, according to OU Daily and Barstool Sports, hanging in the Oklahoma State student union this week, calling Oklahoma Sooners running back DeDe Westbrook and quarterback Baker Mayfield gay:"

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by Anonymousreply 18November 30, 2016 4:06 PM

Looks like Baker has taken the whole team in his mangina.

by Anonymousreply 19November 30, 2016 4:11 PM

He's got a beautiful, bulbous, powerful body. He obviously loves his own strength and agility. Makes me remember what all that felt like. Ah youth.

by Anonymousreply 20November 30, 2016 4:17 PM

"Baker?" Would he be making freshly-baked cookies?

by Anonymousreply 22November 30, 2016 4:32 PM

I'm just grateful he's not named Butler.

by Anonymousreply 24November 30, 2016 4:39 PM

Love those big thighs and rump. Good for him!

by Anonymousreply 25November 30, 2016 4:47 PM

Poor thing. Norman Oklahoma is a desert when it comes to quality people.

by Anonymousreply 27November 30, 2016 5:30 PM

R23 : Better get him in the ground before it's frozen solid.

by Anonymousreply 28November 30, 2016 7:16 PM

He is the good Prince Lancelot, he loves to sing and dance a lot!

by Anonymousreply 31November 30, 2016 7:32 PM

His preferred brand of lube.

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by Anonymousreply 33November 30, 2016 8:53 PM

Watching him now in the Rose Bowl. He's talented and adorable! But the real looker is Georgia quarterback, Jake Fromm.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 2, 2018 1:06 AM

Come on, kid! Second overtime.

by Anonymousreply 35January 2, 2018 1:13 AM

Johnny Weir with only half the gayface.

by Anonymousreply 36January 2, 2018 1:44 AM

Beautiful chestnut or dark auburn hair. (On his head.)

by Anonymousreply 37January 2, 2018 1:50 AM

He looks a lot like our favorite, Seth

by Anonymousreply 38January 2, 2018 1:56 AM

He's prancing. But not gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 39January 2, 2018 2:00 AM

He prances like a pony. (Shit, now I'm in trouble.)

by Anonymousreply 40January 2, 2018 2:21 AM

He’s kind of a jerk. I’m glad Oklahoma lost the game.

by Anonymousreply 41January 2, 2018 2:57 AM

He’d be cute if he was a pocket bottom but he’s 6’1. No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 42January 2, 2018 3:09 AM

I mean...you do realize that he's actually making fun of gay people, right?

Jus checking...

by Anonymousreply 43January 2, 2018 10:53 AM

I don't think he's necessarily making fun of gay men. He's adorbs.

by Anonymousreply 44January 2, 2018 12:40 PM

More often than not, men with last names for first names are usually gay. Especially in the South.

by Anonymousreply 45January 2, 2018 2:37 PM

Reminds me a bit of Andrew Scott. He is good looking and talented; sadly he's also apparently a total douchebag. So, gay or straight - not interested

by Anonymousreply 46January 2, 2018 3:17 PM

Good thing he wasn't one of the black players or he'd be dead!

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by Anonymousreply 47January 2, 2018 3:40 PM

He'll be the belle of the ball.

by Anonymousreply 48January 2, 2018 3:58 PM

Maybe Tebow can mentor him.

by Anonymousreply 50August 13, 2018 1:10 PM

Authorities may as well call that combination of charges "public jockishness".

by Anonymousreply 52August 13, 2018 1:41 PM

Baker Mayfield's Cockiness is a Good Thing, Says Browns Great Earnest Byner

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by Anonymousreply 53August 13, 2018 2:00 PM

Just like the post above, I have heard so many black players say that they really like his swagger.

I guess he really is a different kind of cat.

by Anonymousreply 55August 13, 2018 2:17 PM

Yeah, black guys respect a white guy who legitimately has authentic urban swag, and is very athletic.

by Anonymousreply 56August 16, 2018 10:49 AM

He is great on the current Hard Knocks.

by Anonymousreply 57August 21, 2018 1:01 PM

Isn't "swag" free merch handed out at award shows?

by Anonymousreply 58August 21, 2018 1:32 PM

Love his flava and confidence

by Anonymousreply 59August 21, 2018 1:39 PM

I hate this motherfucker so much. I hope he crashes and burns.

by Anonymousreply 60August 21, 2018 1:41 PM

He's cute. His girlfriend is the top in the relationship.

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by Anonymousreply 61August 21, 2018 5:17 PM

(60) Kliff Kingsbury? Hey, bro.

by Anonymousreply 62August 21, 2018 5:28 PM

He looks cute in some pics and somewhat as if good nutrition has given him some length of bone in others.

by Anonymousreply 64August 30, 2018 11:45 PM