Now We Understand Madison Cawthorn's Sudden Divorce.

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Fucking hell.

I'd really prefer it if RollerNazi wasn't gay.

But it looks like he is. Very interesting Venmo payment history between Smith and Cawthorn. They're fucking for sure.

Was he giving his buddy road head that caused the crash that paralyzed his legs?

HE EVEN JOINED THEM ON THE HONEYMOON!

R3 He is the one that changes the diapers of course he went.

^ Renee, Stevie Wonder could see that Kenny was Gay from space, why couldn't you?

Throwback: Cousin Stephen, the man behind Maddie

They're such a cute couple. They'd make beautiful butt-babies

Maddie’s tribute to Cousin Stephen

Cousin Stephen and mystery man enjoying some R & R 😜

Madison's arms are huge in R8's picture. Big and strong, but not as big as Chris Hayes'.

[quote]Told y'all it was fraud.

[quote]—Renee Z.

Just walk away, Renée / You won't see me follow you back home

He looked uncomfortable in that video and the other guy's hand was very lightly placed.

Could be frat boy nonsense- who cares. Either way the guy is a disgraceful person.

@r13, "Madison's arms are huge"

That's because he skips leg day 🙄

Enough with the emojis, R18.

You undermined the humor.

Don't be cheap. And use periods, please.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

^ If you promise to fuck off and die in a grease fire 😠

I don't think he is gay but the honeymoon male companion gives me pause ....

The video could just be playing.

But how did someone get ahold of the Venmos?

I can't believe anyone would be that stupid because they are very incriminating. And I don't think Madison is smart enough to be clever.

Hot gay incestuous grifters. Cannot wait for the movie.

What kind of a gay man would be the lover of such a proud homophobe, let alone such a crook? That makes my skin crawl.

Cousin Stephen's got a pretty face, but a vile heart.

^ Very 80s Falcon gay porn, with attractive white boys bathed in golden light, and shot with a flattering soft focus lens

I’m calling it now: Maddy will commit suicide. He clearly hates himself for being crippled and the constant cries for help are masking inner turmoil.

There's no such thing as a "scheduler". Steven is his home health aid who helps him in the bathroom and the bedroom, he's not scheduling anything.

Stephen may only be the guy in charge of pee and poop and cleanliness, so Maddy repays him for doing a thankless job.

maybe?

I bet it kills him being so handsome yet unable to fuck. Oh well.

[quote]Steven is his home health aid who helps him in the bathroom and the bedroom

With an emphasis on the latter!

Actually OP, now we understand why he's right wing.

Cousin Stephen always has Maddie’s back

We need to >>Fry<< his cousin’s ass for this betrayal of gay people. Destroy him. He’s an even bigger piece of fucking shite than Maddy, and that’s hard to do y’all!!!

R35 every visible male in that picture looks gay.

The bearded guy in R35 looks like he has a bit of a bulge in those pants.

I take it he's the same guy in R12 with a semi-boner.

He is very touchy with almost every male in every picture. They seem like the type of guys that "play" together but act the butch/jock/frat boy everywhere else in life. Had high school guys I had this kind of dynamic with but I never told so it wouldn't stop.

I don't want him to be gay, but I want all the Republican voters to think he is.

There is that picture of Stephen in the hammock with the other stuff member. and Stephen was a male cheerleader. At the very least, Stephen is gay.

R12 Here is the tweet that goes along with that photo- this is from August. The guy Stephen is cozy with is Micah Bock, Director of Operations for Jenna Ellis esq.

Wow, amazing. Handsome white men and naturally attracted to each other.

I find all of this so fucked up, and sordid, and hot.

Someone he’s close to betrayed his Venmo stuff obviously. Venmo is weird—I can see what many of my friends post when they pay someone via Venmo (not the amount, just what it was for). I never friended some of these people on social media, although all are friends in real life. They just showed up. So somebody took screen shots.

I guess it wasn't just wishful thinking in the back of my mind.

Maddy's got cocksuckin' lips. Knew it.

If Maddy has no feeling down below, I guess you could fuck him rough and he wouldn't care.

YOUNG, DUMB, BUT NOT FULL OF CUM.

The Venmo history is just a joke. I guess you elder gays aren't aware, but young people make silly venmo payment memos all the time. I had some friends who would pay each other back for bagels, coffee, or lunch with the captions, "Tickets to Syria", "missile launchers", and "Taliban Training". Venmo personally emailed them and requested that they stop because the CIA or FBI started to ask Venmo for more information.

R54 I'm not defending Madison btw, I hate him. But I don't think his Venmo payments are a smoking gun to his sexuality.

Well, he looks gay. With all those teeth. I'm sure the Guidebook to Spotting Your Gays lists that as a telltale sign.

Does this guy even have feeling in his penis or the groin area? How does his paralysis work?

I would also assume that he would have to be pretty close to a guy who has to help him function - you know with all those messy bodily functions.

Whatever. Who cares.

If true, beyond the fact that gays will now be tied to this asshole fuckup, is that we'll now have to deal with certain faggots fawning over this cretin. Sad all around.

Remember when we thought Matt Gaetz was gay?

^ Matt Gaetz is still a weird fucking freak 😳

Was she getting paid to be a beard?

^ I would think so and probably still getting paid to be quiet about all this

Poor Maddie thinks it's pathetic to dig up things from his early 20's (he just turned 26). I myself find insurrection, compulsive lying, trying to carry a gun through airports multiple times, making fun of gays, insider trading, more lying, sedition, treason pathetic.

Cousin Stephen? Cousin Nasty!

Alert me when the video showing him tip toeing through the tulips is leaked. I wonder....

[quote] What kind of a gay man would be the lover of such a proud homophobe, let alone such a crook?

I'm sure there are guys out there for that.

[quote]Remember when we thought Matt Gaetz was gay?

Yeah, we haven't heard much about Nestor recently. The GOP machine clearly has made an effort to cover THAT up. But since they don't like Maddie for revealing the cocaine-orgy stuff, they are on full-tilt annihilation mode.

It’s sad that republicans are party animals in private, but complete bores in public. Why can’t they just drop the conservative bigot bullshit? I’ve been to Dem parties and womp womp.

Blake (bearded bulge guy) is Maddie's Chief of Staff.

Cousin Stephen looks so proud.

Who is the bearded guy? he is hot. I would love to meet that one.

He's libertarian on gay marriage and against transing children. What anti-gay positions has he taken exactly?

Unpopular opinion: I don't think he's gay. The hand thing in the car looks like two guys joking around. It wasn't even near his crotch, it just graced his upper thigh.

How about the pool photo? ^

R71 If he's against transing children that means he at least supports one gay cause. He's against homophobic parents transing their gay children. This means he's against the modern day gay comversion therapy.

Also that was a real brush the penis gesture.

Maybe Cousin Stephen is hopelessly in love with his straight cousin Madison, and had to settle for handling his poop bags and scraping out his colon just to be near him.

His body language and voice are so Mary!

There's something psychotic about a gorgeous man, ruined by a horrific accident, unable to live a sexually fulfilling life. He catapulted to elected office and could have made a mark on American kindness, hope and prosperity. Yet he fucked it all up...leaning into and brainwashed by the wacko right idiots. Such a shame.

I think he was ruined before the horrific accident, r78.

Stephen Smith is gay. I posted his cheerleading pictures over on the other thread. Gay face for days. And, there is the picture of him cozy in the hammock with the guy from Jenna Ellis' staff.

I think he and Madison for sure fuck around on the regular. He went on his man's honeymoon.

R76 I don't even wanna KNOW what he does with Madison's poop bags.

"A sexy 23 year old and a sexy 26 year old. WoW..I wish I had that at home"----------->>"Mayor Pete

[quote]Cousin Stephen looks so proud.

Cousin Stephen is a fag, and I'm the dame who can prove it.

Ok, I’m about to post something utterly speculative….I lived in the south for five years (I’m from Chicago). It really is true that they are majority Irish-Scot. So many of them have that strawberry blonde, reddish hair, blue eyes, freckles, though they do seem to tan too. That’s why they call the girls “Georgia peaches,” they really look like peaches. When you look “ethnic” like I do (black/brown hair, jet black eyes, skin is two shades darker than Dracula), they aren’t into you. I’m very Polish/Bohemian. They are not naturally sexually attracted to white people who look say southern Italian, Greek, German, and even Eastern Europeans (obviously I’m speaking in ridiculously broad terms and failing to acknowledge many many other racial/ethnic groups). Just like many other regions, people tend to mate with those who look like them. And I just know that culturally in the south, this tendency is still strong.

And that brings me to Maddy. When I saw his wife’s photo and read that she was Russian, my first thought was “no fucking way”. She could even pass for a Jewess. Look at him — you literally could not come up with a more classical “antebellum gentleman” visage than MC. He perfectly fits the description, and I would imagine that’s the type of woman he would be attracted to, not a fucking hard-looking Russian hooker.

Sitting in that wheelchair provides the perfect height to give as many bj's as he can. Wonder how many gallons of cum he's slurped down over the years?

I think this is just a couple of frat boys acting like fools.. but loving it nonetheless.

Madison Cawthorn is not a frat boy. Too stupid to make it through 1 year of some for-profit shit bible college.

Throwback to better times

R85, lot of Cherokee blood in western North Carolina. Maddy has the pure Scots Irish look but Cousin Stephen definitely has some Cherokee background. He's pretty hawt.

Yesterday it was Dems trying to destroy Dolly Madison, today it's RINOs. At least he admits it's his own party out to get him

^ it took him a week to figure it out. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and apparently all his advisors are himbos.

R32 How do you know he's a top? Maybe he's a bottom so this isn't an issue. He can still suck dick and get fucked in the ass.

R43 Agreed. Stephen is gay. Madison might not be, but Stephen deffo is. Would not be surprised if they "experimented" while younger. It's very common among cousins, especially if gay. Madison mught not identify as gay today but he probably experimented with his cousin back then.

Isn't Madison a girls name? Is it his drag name?

[quote] Is it his drag name?

His drag name is Madison Monroe.

R76 I think you are spot on. His cousin is probably gay and has a crush on him, but Maddy himself is not gay.

@r100, It's *Dolly* Madison 😂

Drag Name = Malaysia Cock-Thorn

Drag Name = Lady Circulation

Drag Name = Kyra Konvertible

Drag Name = Swoozie Swivel

Drag Name = Hitilda ZigZag

Drag Name = Kiss N. Cousins.

What happened to Roller Nazi?

What could possibly give Maddy sexual pleasure? Cuddling? Touching? He looks like someone the boys liked to suck pre-injury but now?

His mouth is his boypussy now.

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[quote] Isn't Madison a girls name? Is it his drag name?

Madison is a perfectly fine name for any reputable individual or organization.

[quote] She could even pass for a Jewess.

That's an outdated and relative offensive term R85

Do you refer to Oprah as a "Negress"?

Crawford is going to crash and burn hard.

He is still in shock at being in a wheelchair for the rest of his life and his "every day is a party" act is just a way to avoid dealing with the reality and resulting depression. Golden Boys are not supposed to wind up in wheelchairs having other people clean up their poop.

OTOH, if he is still alive afterwards, he will make millions on the memoir.

I see that the Republicans have accomplished their mission

@r118, "Crawford is going to crash and burn hard."

Don't let the wheelchair fool you, dear, I'm already long gone...

Any more pics of the cousin? Shame his instagram's locked.

[quote] When I saw his wife’s photo and read that she was Russian...

"Mail-order" bride?

His drag name is Ca-Caw Thornbird.

R117, I was unaware that term is offensive and will remove it from my vocabulary, my honest apologies. No, I would never refer to Oprah with that term.

I think Madison is very narcissistic and would probably take it from wherever it comes, so I don't think he's gay. At gunpoint he'd probably say bi, cuz I can't imagine him saying he's pan.

Yeah, I agree, it's all about the attention - wherever he is getting it from. He probably even enjoys the tar and feathers of his fellow Republicans.

And once his stint in DC is over, he is going live with a podcast that has a lot of bold opinion pieces. You know, to tell the truth, not because he likes to be in the headlines.

His cousin Stephen is gay though, right?

[quote] he is going live with a podcast

Will someone translate his unintelligible slurry redneck dialect into normal English?

R115 "unwanted sexual advances toward more than 30 women when he attended a Christian college in Virginia for a semester in 2016."

Translation: dude was trolling for pussy but couldn't find any.

BIG DEAL.

And are we really doing this? Insinuating this guy is gay now? I'm sorry, for this to be OK on a forum for gay men is unsettling. Let the trolls and Russian bots who instantly call anybody who doesn't share in their antics trolls and Russian bots do their thing, but seriously, this is how stigmas stick around about the LGBTQ community but also why men like Trump are able to maintain power. Because all it takes is for someone the Left doesn't like to be in the way and we're just as quick to take potshots and make underhanded jokes that would be way off base if it was someone you liked.

When's the last time someone in the mainstream media seriously insinuated a man who presents as straight might be gay? Sure there's talk about Mendes but that's social media. But since it's Madison Cawthorn, a Republican in a wheelchair, now it's all fair game.

And please don't come back with this nonsense like he's the biggest homophobe in Congress. Two-thirds of Congress could give two shits about the gay community one way or the other. Democrats need your votes so they pay you lip service but at the end of the day many of them think being gay is weird and gross just like most Republicans. They just don't say it out loud.

It's just a bit kinky, jeez.

I think Little Maddie is a despicable piece of shit, but y'all have to know all these tidbits of gossip is him playing the liberals, right? He posts something outrageous, liberals get their panties in a twist and he gets to laugh at them for being morons who'll fall for anything. And he is, unfortunately, correct. It's the same reason Donald Trump used to post all the idiotic BS he did. Nothing makes these people happier than to watch liberals lose their shit (unless it's taking away rights and being traitors).

Why the obsession with this creep? Who cares.

That very gay voice in the video is all I needed to hear, that's not a straight man. Now it all makes sense.

Inspiring. I love the jeans. These young Republicans have got it all going on.

^ Oh, my... 😳

... and that voice full of purses 😂

[quote] Blake (bearded bulge guy) is Maddie's Chief of Staff.

Both Blake and body man Stephan have IG names ending with the 22. to signify??

R138 didn't that guy get in trouble with the law?

^ Was he "grooming"? 😳

I just love that Republicans are coming at Maddy way harder than the Democrats ever did.

R142 my bad, I got him mixed up with someone who worked with the Trump admin.

Oh honey..if Cousin Stephen isn't gay I love pussy.

Cousin Stephen for Congress

Cousin Stephen was a male cheerleader. GURRRRRRRRRRRRRL.

[quote]I think Little Maddie is a despicable piece of shit, but y'all have to know all these tidbits of gossip is him playing the liberals, right?

Please. Maddie is borderline retarded. He's not clever enough to play anyone.

Maddie and Blake Harp went all the way back to 2016.

And isn’t the guy in checked shirt Micah Block?

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He's surprisingly flexible/mobile for a paralyzed guy.

People on Twitter were complaining that he didn't trim his bush. I don't see his bush. Did I miss something? Is there a longer, less blurry version? I only see his naked ass on Twitter.

I wonder what they have on Trump, Graham, Cruz etc. if they easily hacked his devices and collected all this compromising stuff.

The black area could be his prolapse caught in shadow.

Can't seem to find an unblurred version of it anywhere.

C'mon DL sleuths

Finally! unblurred ... but with Benny Hill music

which actually makes it pretty fucking hilarious.

I wonder what Matt Gaetz thinks of Maddy.😏

So THAT's what's been hidden on Hunter Biden's laptop!

R156 Shut the fuck up 😂

Why does he have thick, fur-like ass hair?

Because he’s an animal R162

Maybe its and elaborate poo-stopping cork.