NEW CAGE MEAT! Has anyone checked on Momma?

6’2” 190lb West Virginian beef! With a cum stain on his shirt!

Take me home, country roads.

I’d be his sex toy any day.

This is what Joe Rogan sees when he looks in the mirror

he could destroy my mussy

R1 typo—you meant Country loads

R2 types stupid—knows little about German-American history

What was his alleged crime?

R8, after researching the surname online, i see it has german roots but if you put the name into google with jewish plenty of examples of jews with this surname pop up. Plus his other names are used by jews too, both roy and jacob.

And all of those firms middle and last names show up much more frequently as non-Jewish men. Neither proves a thing.

And your research sucks—it was originally a Swiss surname that spread to Protestant areas of Hesse.

Roy, they’re going to send you away as a nuisance again!

Take the Detroit to Charlotte bus and get your ass down to Del Ray Beach, Fla. They may have work and there will definitely be party favors.

"What was his alleged crime?"

Arson, for being so fucking hot!

Jesus Christ, people. Read his arrest record. Accused of sex with minors. Ew hot!

Where’s his arrest record?

nobody cares cuz he's hawt

r17 Where the fuck is his arrest record, you fat wart

Andrew would never touch a minor

"This prisoner can only be rehabilitated with the help of his Momma. I recommend daily conjugal visits."

“It stings when I pee, Momma, and Doc says it tastes different.”

Momma should chat up and make cozy with one of these fine, young men. She can then document her entire relationship on WE TV's show, "Love During Lockup." Then, when he gets out, she can continue to have her relationship with an ex-con documented on "Love After Lockup."

Love During Lockup just finished up their season. Love After Lockup is currently airing, and new episodes are on Fridays at 9PM EDT. During and at the end of the show, they invite viewers to participate in the show if they are a family member are currently dating an inmate. Sorry, no violent offenders are allowed to participate.

Both shows are da bomb!!!!

OOOH, Momma LIKEY!

This bearded, buffed cagemeat has Momma's mussy OOZING like a VERMONT MAPLE!

I love how these websites always have that disclaimer “all suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty.” Yeah, that’s why you’re plastering their mugshot all over the internet and humiliating them to death? Because they are presumed innocent? Lol

Momma’s Mussy has hit the jackpot this time.

While entertaining, the "caged meat" threads raise so many questions.

How are these inmates found? Do you spend hours trolling prison sites looking for them? Is there a search function?

Seems like finding these guys would be a huge time commitment, and who has time for that?

R28 I'm guessing the same people who have time to post stupid questions on this site?

It’s not Soylent Green, R28. Enjoy somebody’s mugshot daily find and try not to worry too much about big, hairy, desperate, sweaty, fumigated young men in orange jumpsuits who may break out of *prison* at any time

And come for you way out here, miles away from anyone who could possibly hear you, all alone in the dark, where nobody could even hear you scream or sing the trolley song. You’d miss out on rando convicts AND cereal killers out there. Serves you right..

r29, the single greatest indicator of low IQ is lack of curiosity...

I will have you know that each one of these prisoners has been forced to wear a bath towel wrapped tightly at the armpit.

Just like that episode of Charlie’s Angels, they have to open their towels one by one experiencing humiliation and potential cancer exposure from insecticide sprayed on their junk!

He can plant those county bumpkin buns on my face anytime!

I just check on-line. Flights from LaGuardia to Charleston WV start at only $77.

R4 "This is what Joe Rogan sees when he looks in the mirror "

This is what Joe Rogan WISHED HE sees when he looks in the mirror

This Austrian American cagemeat has Momma’s mussy sizzling like a freshly pounded schnitzel

r31 Bless your heart, you tried.

R21 is the best looking West Virginian man I have ever seen. They come to gay bars in Cincinnati, and I've been frequenting them for 40 years.

I think he does meth. He has the start of meth eyes and facial wasting.

I didn’t think men like that came out of West Virginia. I thought they all looked like Jesco White

[quote] Accused of sex with minors. Ew hot!

Roy! I'm 71 but can pass for 12! Call me!

[quote]Eridson Rodriguez

And there's foreskin. Momma can have him.