Men with their junk hanging out

Anyone ever see or have pics of guys who don’t know their wieners are hanging out of their shorts?

We had a long thread about it back in the day, but most of the links are dead now. Thanks, Tumblr!

People don't seem to get the difference between knowingly and unknowingly having some exposed dick.

I don't have pictures but it is quite common on the Budapest Subway, they sit legs wide and often the sausage peeks out and sometimes hangs out.

The first big ole hairy dick I saw was when I was like 11 and playing Risk (the board game). Like four of us. One kid was older. Like 16. Had on shorts and his cock and balls and hairy bush were right there for all to see. It wounded me.

[quote]I don't have pictures but it is quite common on the Budapest Subway,

Hungarians?

Hot.

[quote]The first big ole hairy dick I saw was when I was like 11 and playing Risk (the board game). Like four of us. One kid was older. Like 16. Had on shorts and his cock and balls and hairy bush were right there for all to see. It wounded me.

Visual rape!!!!

That's what we can "intentional", R9.

Fake.

None of these are real and aren't hot at all.

Voyeur r15 WILL NOT STAND for intentional nudity.

In posting pics, I was going for truly accidentally hanging out or showing a glimpse of a guy's junk and up his shorts or kilt while he is unaware we can see a bit of dick and balls.

Well, I do, R17.

And I would like to see this above average Hungarian business.

They know it's hanging out.

They're advertising.

Grandpa and I caught a fish!

Aware for sure, but Dad on the camping stealing a few minutes away from the kids.

Don't post that, R26, you'll anger all of the trails-of-foreskin trolls who can't deal with dick (regardless of age) that doesn't have 15 feet of draping foreskin attached to it, or those that can't deal with a normal uncut dick where you can pull the foreskin back over the head enough that you can actually suck and jerk it /properly/.

And I am claiming "trails of foreskin" because it's way too much. I can't belive that guy who said he would punch someone in the face for treating his dick like anyone would treat a sensible man's dick. You can't suck it: it isn't worth sucking.

There was a pic of Patrick Swayze diving into a pool in a Speedo that allegedly had a dick slip, back in the day.

1975 to1981 were banner years. There was a lot of cock and balls falling out of those tiny gym shorts.

Eldergays-- I always thought this must have happened a lot in the 70s when guys wore seriously short shorts.

My era (late 90s/early 00s) was all super baggy cargo shorts

[quote]People don't seem to get the difference between knowingly and unknowingly having some exposed dick.

And how exactly are you supposed to glean the person's knowledge or intention from a photo, Einstein cunt at r3?

R42 Why do you kids wear underwear under togs, is so strange

[quote]My era (late 90s/early 00s) was all super baggy cargo shorts

I'm an 82' millennial and you sound older than me.

They all wore those baggy ska8/surfer shorts.

Maybe where you lived R45, but in NYC it was cargo shorts. (I grew up in Manhattan)

And I'm guessing you mean you were born in 82 rather than that your 82 feet tall. So you are only three years older than me.

there’s a twitter feed dedicated to this, OP: “dick slips”

When I was a teenager my family dragged me to Disney World which I was dead set against being a 16 year old stoner. I escaped them in the park and headed to a wooded pavilion to spark a joint. While skulking around for a spot to get high I see this hot guy, Latino, maybe about 25, smoking a cigarette. He was sitting on a picnic bench, legs apart, with the tip of his fat uncut cock hanging out of his shorts. I started choking on my harsh weed, he looked up, caught my eye and asked if I had any more. Long story short - he was a contractor, took me to a restricted construction site where we smoked some weed and sucked each other's cock. I love me some Disney.

It was great when i was a kid in the 60s/70s. I grew up in the city and went to city beaches. Families would spend all day at the beach. No one cared about hours in the sun. Lots of daddies drinking and layout out in the sun while the kids were in the water. Bathing suits back then were "trunks," sometimes with a net, sometimes without and sometimes with a worn out net that didn't properly hold one's cock and balls. Saw quite a lot of accidental junk hanging out. It was heaven cruising the beach for a young gayling. None of today's awful board shorts back then.

Let's hear it for dick slips!

Clutching his big basket.

r49 the magic kingdom has wooded pavilions? and contractors wearing shorts?

I find nothing hotter than a dickhead that peeks out a little from the foreskin of a soft cock.

I love it! It turns me on massively seeing men's cocks hanging out of their shorts. I love doing it myself. I do it to signal other guy's, and it's so hot and so fun.

I thought of this thread this morning at the gym. 20 something guy on bench press. No underwear. No jock. Nothing. Just benching and his nuts were hanging out for all to see. Honestly thought someone might report it. That flagrant. A slip up every now and then is normal. But this was almost intentional. And no, he wasn't hot.

I don't find posed shots all that sexy. If you're going to flash me, just show me the whole package.

But, when the guy is unaware, it can be hot.

I sat next to a dude on an LAX to JFK red eye flight last December. Guy was about 30 I guess. He wore shorts and a tee shirt. Had a quick "hello how are you" conversation. Then he promptly fell asleep. Left side of shorts, big ole dong knob (uncut) and hairy ball hangin out. Thank god it was overnight flight so it was dark and the flight attendants were not going up and down the aisles every five minutes.

Popping out his big cock. Mmmmmmmm……..

An appropriate crotch rip.

You see ‘junk hanging out’.

I see ‘junk food’.

R77 Yup, very tasty junk food!

[quote] A slip up every now and then is normal.

R67, you know it really isn't. Very few of us have our dicks flop out every now and then in public. Not saying I'd mind if that happened but let's be real here.

Of course he doesn't know...…..

[quote]Perfectly unaware.

Unaware - yes

Unda-wear - no.

Do guys wearing kilts for a legitimate reasons, e.g., Scottish, ceremonial. etc, really go commando? I know it's become kind of a joke when asking "What does a guy wear under his kilt?" But seriously, why would a guy not wear underwear. either boxers or briefs, if he's wearing a kilt for a legitimate reason? I mean. most people wear underwear. Why would kilt-wearers go without? Sometimes underwear is comfortable and adds a bit security especially if a guy is basically wearing a skirt, which isn't the usual way a guy dresses and someone who naturally spreads his legs when sitting. Men don't sit like women.

r83 ssh! don’t give them any ideas.

R84 He's a healthy specimen in more ways than one!

Show and tell. Wearing a kilt but no underwear.

R83 : Yes.

But they have a kilt-pin (or something) that holds the shit down.

Where kilts are concerned, underwear or none, there’s no guarantee.

Do they teach how to remove skidmarks from kilts in Scottish schools?

Hmm, is linking to Pornhub now forbidden? I've been trying to post a link to a collection of kilts and cocks but it fails every time. Let's try this, copy and paste the link:

Wonder what the front looks like?

Peeking out at the world.

Cute with a taste of things to cum...…...

Someone to watch over me.

What a babe, what a body!

WAAAAAY too much foreskin on R128.

Awe, Tom Daley had a dick slip today. We got to see lil Tom peeking out.

Thread ruined by excess foreskin.

Happened to me once on a beach when I was on vacation. It was in Europe, so he was wearing a speedo. Dude talked to me for about 10 minutes with his ball hanging out.

Don't know if it was intentional or what.

Actually now that I think of it I may have been victim of this once.

It was a hot day and I got light-headed. My EMT friend took me into the shade and had me lay down while someone got me Gatorade.

I regained my senses pretty much immediately once I drank the Gatorade and realized I was on the grass wearing gym shorts with no underwear. At that point I felt more stupid than anything else. Nobody said that they saw my junk, but my junk very well may have been visible.

I REALLY want to receive a package from the FedEx guy at r140!

Don't refer to men's penises as "their junk" - it's misandrist and vulgar.

It's not misandrist at all, R185. Vulgar, yes, but did you notice where you are?

R185 I agree It's dismissive and disrespectful...obviously coined by some immature bitch-woman.

We should be worshipping these organs.

Playing with his squirt gun.

Big dick slip on purpose.

Not seeing many “accidental” shots, but this thread is oddly satisfying.

R198 Accidental. Something popped out while he was doing show and tell.

Great accidental junk slip.

Peaking its lovely head out.

Apparently someone was taking photos.

After all these years on Datalounge my response is,

”Jorts! Ok. Nice to see them back again.”

R111 fuck he is hot. I want to see his junk now.

R140 I’ll take that FedEx guys delivery every time

The periscope is coming up.

The very first photograph in my spank bank was of the eldest son of my parents' friends, sitting in a lawn chair. He was wearing short denim shorts without underwear, with his legs spread wide. The picture surfaced around the time I was 15 and, though I no longer have it, the guy's eyes, square jaw, thick hairy thighs, and (!) dick and ball(s) obviously poking out one leg, will forever be etched into my brain.

The bull wants a closer look at that dick that slipped out.

R226 now that is what I call mega meat. Fuck that would be nice to suck.

Is that Mayor Pete above?

R231. It's Mayor Pete's European cousin.

This pic was made for this thread

This thread is hilarious and succulent.

I like the double peek. The junk peeking out and its peeking out of the foreskin.

R236 is that Ryan Gosling in the back seat?

The monster is unleashed.

Johnny Galecki / Broadway stage hanging out, all-natural..

Prince William doing the V-hold on his intact cock while pissing.

Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis?

Love some unexpected junk

R86 the banjo is a dealbreaker

R266 Is that even remotely possible? I know some guys are packing, but geez.

R281 is that Ryan Gosling in the back seat? He is Canadian so that means he’s probably uncut.

that, my dear r296, is called a “photo-chop”

There's not enough of this going on in the real world.

At least not around me

I have never witnessed this in real life.

But I do remember once in a crowded NYC bar (literally packed, so we were close together) this drunk guy was hitting on me. I demurred several times, then he got exasperated and unzipped his pants and just hauled it out.

It was very big.