Male Hula Dancers

Is there anything sexier?

I will admit that’s pretty sexy

Robert, the singer, is gay. Caz Bros

I'm too self-conscious to watch too much of it.

And those women doing the "woooo" thing - ugh, do girls ever grow out of it? No one would think it's cute if the sexes were reversed.

In hula gear yes, civies no.

Found him on Instagram. His follows are very male-dominated, and it sure seems a disproportionate number of them are gay. Among the more famous ones is Brandon Flynn.

I can see his flames from outer space!

I'm sure he'll make some top very happy.

Anyone guess his ethnicity? Hawaiian or East Asian? The name says Hawaiian, but his looks and all those pictures in front of Shinto-style buildings say Asian.

I enjoyed that, he has a really charming presence.

He's following DL faves Darren Criss and Alex Aiono.

[quote] Anyone guess his ethnicity?

His surname is Lastimado, so either he's part Portugese or part Filipino.

I'd go with a mix of Portugese, with some asian thrown in there. It's a pretty common ethnic mix in Hawaii.

He's following Nick Jonas as well. OK, that seals it in case anyone was still in doubt.

It's funny how many straight guys won't do any dancing except the "hakka" because it's the only think that makes them appear "bro-ly".

You always see groups of the straights or closeted doing stuff like this "in honour" of something when really they're just trying to "appear more heterosexual".

r17 Filipino is a good guess since he doesn't look like he would be half Caucasian.

He's following GayHawaiiGuide.

Lastimado sounds made up.

Here's something from ancestry.com R22, but it doesn't give a lot of information.

That would explain the weird pseudo-Spanish last name.

The results are in: BOTTOM

Among his naughtier follows:

(Maybe he's a top?)

He's following Ricky Martin and best_of_grindr.

[quote] Maybe he's a top?

Not a chance.

Alaka’i in Hawaiian means to lead, guide, direct; leader, guide, conductor.

Lastimado in Spanish means hurt. From the verb lastimar which is "to hurt".

It is super sexy in groups

[quote]Lastimado is a flight attendant with Hawaiian Airlines.

The difference between R33 and R31 is pretty clear.

R31 : Super thin and "wan" types

R33 : Thick muscled types.

Obviously if you want a male "fertility dance" you're going to want the guys that appear to be more fertile i.e. have a bigger dick and balls to be doing the dancing.

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