Madonna Reveals New Boyfriend

His name is Andrew something. How does she find these boys? Does she have a pimp?

The shade of the girl behind her.

Showing her nipple again.

She posted photos of herself sitting in his lap days before too. Disturbing.

Those hands! Crypt keeper.

Lots of photo filters in use, but he still looks like a prettier woman than she does

She loves "dating' gay guys.

I wonder how many pegging sessions these two have per week?

When the mannequins look more alive than you...

She forgot to FaceTune the mirror.

Did he push her behind the terlet?

So she’s dating a homosexual who looks to be the same age as her children?

Gurl, if you got the money and the time, not to mention security in the next room, why not?!? He got the good thang.

I don’t think that guy is straight.

Bless her heart, she is committed to being a chicken hawk.

R2, she cosplays as Ariel the Little Mermaid while she pegs him.

Ok he looks 17. I'm sure he loves her for her....but she doesn't care.

R3 I'm so confused by this photo. I can't tell what's what.

She would go, but it takes her 10 minutes to get up.

She’s already on record multiple times saying she loves fucking teen boys.

His name is Andrew Darnell

Nice work if you can get it.

Madonna is the same age as Bea Arthur and Betty White were when the Golden Girls started.

She is a year older than Estelle Getty.

She is TWELVE years older than Rue McClanahan.

Last year, Madonna was my most played artists on Spotify (I was in the top 1% of all her listeners). This year, as she's descended further and further into Norma Desmond territory, I've really shifted to Jazz, Electric Blues and Hard Rock and I have barely listened to her at all. Listening to Holiday/La Isla Bonita/Vogue, etc. while imagining bugs crawling out of Madonna's vagina (like her NFT) is not good for anyone's insanity.

She’s going to have a tragic end.

His name is Andrew Darnell.

She’s wearing a vibrator.

[quote]She forgot to FaceTune the mirror.

And you guys make fun of Brenda Dickson.

Here he is. Even has a vocal fry.

Isn’t that Lindsay Lohan?

She’s dating Zoomers now.

Really r37? I was just going to ask if he was over 18.

I was going to ask if it was her son.

Why can't she go out with someone her own age? It's equally as pathetic to date someone 30 years younger when an old lady does it as when an old man does it.

When you're rich and or famous you don't really have to lift a finger to find sex, it comes to you.

Word of advice Andrew. Don’t piss off Lourdes or she’ll put you in her next music video.

He's interestingly ageless when you look at his Instagram. I think he's pushing 30 but I can't be sure. He could be 22 or 40. Very intriguing face.

Ok, gurl, whatever you say…

Once he gets too old or she gets bored of him she'll discard and replace him just like the others.

She's obsessed with everyone and everything around her being new, young and fresh. Anything that doesn't remind her of what she sees in the mirror everyday.

According to the video at R35, he’s “based out of Lawn Guyland, NY”.

Madonna is just one of the kids.

She’s 42 years older than him.

Obviously not her boyfriend.

This is all a made up, bullshit persona she puts on.

Why can’t anyone else see this?

Or do you, and you’re mostly all PR flacks who are paid to propagate this BS?

[quote]This is all a made up, bullshit persona she puts on.

I truly wish I could believe that. Instead I imagine it's part of her beauty regimen to have barely legal guys ejaculate on her face every day in exchange for spending money.

R50, maybe I'm missing something but I don't get the sense that anyone in this thread is taking any of this seriously. Many comments about his being gay, it being for show...

R41 there is a 40+ age difference.

She’s adopting this literal African Queen to add to her collection.

R52, LOL!

But yeah, it’s all bullshit.

There’s no way a crazy person holds on to their MONEY like she does.

She’s a very smart person. She’s also in full control of all her faculties, and knows what’s up, and how to play the game brilliantly.

I actually admire her a lot. She’s cool AF, and she’s not the crazy, drugged out addict everyone claims she is.

She’s pretty whimsical, for sure, but home girl ain’t crazy… not even close.

R54, OK. Point well taken. Fair enough.

If he isn’t her son or once he’s out of high school she’ll lose interest.

Drown him and get another!

R34 Was part of the deal of being her “boyfriend” that she help him become a “model”?

[quote]She’s a very smart person. She’s also in full control of all her faculties, and knows what’s up, and how to play the game brilliantly.

Yeah. So smart that she didn’t get a prenup when she married Guy Ritchie and ended up having to pay him $80 million when they divorced! Real good businesswoman!😂

She’s only smart when it comes to being a music business bitch. This is mostly due to 40 years of experience milking every cent out of record /entertainment contracts.

I could see her with an old school aging black pimp type.

Not me r63. You just saw that image as the cover shot to her latest single.

I ¢ouldn't begin to gue$$! Bur seriously... fame, notoriety, whatever? How is this even a mystery for a certain ilk of happily opportunistic ho/climber? More power to this lil piece of work.

Madonna's next reinvention will be as the little girl on the Coppertone bottle. You heard it here first!

[quote]She’s a very smart person. She’s also in full control of all her faculties, and knows what’s up, and how to play the game brilliantly.

Honey, she gives 20% of her income to an anti-gay cult that preys on cancer patients and has been under FBI investigation for financial fraud multiple times. The woman is dumb as fuck.

How fucking short is she?

She has to pay people to be around her.

He must like sleeping with a death mask.

She’s been with him since last year. He was hired for a photoshoot.

Why can't I get young studs like that???

They both look special. She’s really turned into her sad caricature of her self. Her kids must be totally embarrassed by her.

Madonna desperately wants to be seen as Black or Black-affiliated. It's embarrassing. Black people must laugh at her.

He is good-looking and he reminds me a bit of young Madonna. You can tell he is ambitious and has his eyes set on something bigger. He's much better looking than her last boyfriend. (I think Madonna usually discards her boy toys but I think her last bf dumped her).

Andrew looks like someone who could be cast in a remake of the Borderline video if it was remade today.

She used to like sexy guys but ever since she started paying for it, seems like she only cares that they are young

[quote]She used to like sexy guys but ever since she started paying for it, seems like she only cares that they are young

She’s known for being cheap and sexy guys are going to go with the highest bidder if they have to fuck an old freakshow.

This look is so embarrassing for her. Even Cher knew when to quit with the boy toys. I'd certainly rather have Val Kilmer than some hood rat.

Maybe her pussy is so stretched, that only BBC can satisfy her?

So sad and humiliating for her.

I remember the old days when she'd cruise around the Hispanic parts of town, pick up hot young Latin guys, fuck them and toss them out of the car when she was done. Embarrassing but not as bad as this all these years later.

I have moments when I do cringe but then again I sincerely believe that she can do wtf she wants as long as it's safe and sound. She is frankly managing an empire and all you critics try to even remotely manage 1 criticism about your life just privately. Do I cringe yes, do I admire her Completely and if she gets young dick she earned it unlike the shit holes and bitter queens. Grow up and live your life before you lecture. Peace out

All that success, money, and freedom . . . and this is what she wants to do with it. This is what she wants to be. It's unfathomable.

She's living her best life. ❤

She’s a pedophile. Always has been, always will be. She’s fucking her black son, no doubt.

Has any major A-list star destroyed their legacy this badly? There are celebrities who have done worse things (like Michael Jackson) but they died tragically and received the public's sympathy.

R90 Like MJ, your life unravels and you become delusional when you surround yourself with yes-men/women who will never call you out on your shit because they don’t want to be cut off from the gravy train.

R91, but I still cannot think of any major A-list music star who entertained for decades who destroyed their own legacy in the way Madonna has over the past 10 or so years. Can you imagine anybody under the age of 40 listening to MAdonna after viewing some of the pics on this thread?

I myself have been a fan of her since I was 11 years old (1998). And I can barely look at her now or even listen to her music.

Welp! she definitely has a type...

Will she even notice when Lourdes ODs in a Bayonne motel?

She is beyond Norma Desmond territory at this point. At least Norma had nice clothes.

R96, and Norma actually didn't disfigure her face.

[quote]Madonna is the same age as Bea Arthur and Betty White were when the Golden Girls started.

I guarantee you that Bea's pussy was moister, fresher and smelled better at that age.

R95 I think Lourdes is smart enough to not fall into that druggie trap. She put out music recently and it's decent? I think she can carve out her own lane in music.

She likes ‘em young and brown.

That nipple pic is revolting. She’s gained so much weight that she looks like a linebacker in drag.

Madonna answers 50 questions on YouTube. Every answer is sex.

She looks absolutely stunning in that YouTube clip. Did she get some work corrected? Because she looks flawless.

It looks like she's on a date with a Make a wish kid who has leukemia.

At R93, I've been a fan since 1985 and I'm in the same position as you. I can't bear the sight of her. I no longer listen to her music, or see her in a positive light. I tuned out around the Hard Candy era but still enjoyed her albums up to Music. She is a parody of herself, a gross caricature who cries ageism and sexism against any critics. It makes me question her whole career- was she just an obnoxious, attention seeker all along and not the provocateur she claimed to be? I've come to realise she's the queen of stunts, (careful guys). The last few years, with all the surgery, social media, bulldozing and basic politics, guys a third her age, make her look batshit crazy.

What happens when she dumps these boys, does she pay them off?

R113 Agree 100%. I was 17 in 1985, not so much of a fan until True Blue came out and then hooked up until right after Blonde Ambition and Truth or Dare. Didn't care so much for her music after Like a Prayer (moved on from 80s musical acts and pop in general) but I still followed her career. These past few years have been embarrassing and yes, I also now believe she was has always been just a narcissist who got lucky. I mean, if her current antics were all she had to offer when she first came up, we wouldn't be talking about her today.

Will young black gay men never shriek from “dating” this old hag?

Will she end up like Pasolini???????

[quote] It makes me question her whole career- was she just an obnoxious, attention seeker all along and not the provocateur she claimed to be?

That's exactly it. She literally destroyed her entire image. The past 10 years or so must be like heaven for anyone who hated Madonna and thought she was fake from the beginning. And the worst part is they are right.

I'm convinced that she has created and dissociated into her Madame X split personality. It explains why she continues using the moniker long after the album Era has ended.

Bitch, I'm Madonna is when Madame X first started taking over. The fall she suffered months before that weakened her enough for the dissociation to begin.

Sorry for sounding like a QAnon loony. I'm just trying to do the impossible and rationalize her descent into madness.

Madonna definitely started to lose it between Rebel Heart and Madame X so your theory r120 is not far-fetched at all.

She started acting odd near the end of the RH Tour when she came out on a bicycle in a clown outfit at her special Australian show. She looked ridiculous.

She's been messing with her face for years but she really ramped up the facial procedures in the last three or four years to the point of no return.

Shit, R121 you uncovered a buried memory of seeing her dressed as a clown on a mini bicycle weaving around onstage.

It’s like remembering a weird dream.

It is spooky how she changed so much within a few years.

She was obviously drunk and didn't even bother putting in an effort for a high quality show in Australia.

She hadn't toured there in nearly 20-30 years at that point and decides a couple of shows of her drunk, dressed as a clown and riding a tricycle while she sang acoustic versions of her songs and told lousy jokes in between would be good enough for a grand return. If I were Australian and as big of a fan like I used to be I would've been deeply insulted.

Madonna lost her mind starting in 2000 when she let the Kabbalah Center take over her life. She completely lost her marbles.

[quote]The last few years, with all the surgery, social media, bulldozing and basic politics, guys a third her age, make her look batshit crazy.

Bulldozing?

No doubt that her manager makes these guys sign NDAs before she “dates” them.

She looks like she had a stroke.

He doesn't even look heterosexual.

She could have gone on indefinitely with the '50s/early '60s, Italian Bombshell look. It was a natural fit, and she looked fabulous with that Dolce Vita-Meets-Dolce-&-Gabbana vibe. But, nooooooo . . . .

r14 because he is a child, no doubt, pressured into it by her power and authority. He may look ok but spiritually, psychically, he is being abused... anyone that defends this is obviously a pervert and supporter of exploitation.

Madonna and Andrew look so happy together.

#LoveWins

It’s telling how interest in this dame is waning. Checking in on this thread, there’s been little recent activity. Feels like monthly drop by the care home to check on old aunt.

That Smooth Talking article called her a "rising disco star". Which is exactly what she is.

Madonna has always made dance music, she has nothing all to do with rock, jazz or R'n'B.

Many here hate Lady Gaga's image, but she can definitely sing, she has a great voice and an amazing range. Gaga can also perform many genres of music. Madonna cannot sing to save her life.

Unless this new boyf is a mo, I doubt he even knew who Madonna was. No way was he aware of her or her music. His grandmother was, and his parents. But he's of a generation that see Britney as OLD, let alone Madge.

Hate Madonna all you want but her catalogue is extremely diverse, the most diverse in all of pop music (Prince is more R&B so I'm not including him here). I hate her now but her I'm Breathless album shits all over Gaga's Tony Bennet album. Gaga is an example of being less than the sum of your parts while Madonna is more.Gaga got so boring after Born this Way and that's not a coincidence. Her career was really due to Red One. Once he stopped producing for her, her music got dull.

[quote] Madonna has always made dance music, she has nothing all to do with rock, jazz or R'n'B.

Bedtime Stories is strictly an R'n'B album while I'm Breathless is torch songs.

[quote]Hate Madonna all you want but her catalogue is extremely diverse, the most diverse in all of pop music

No, the most 'diverse' catalog in pop music would be that of The Beatles.

In the few short years The Beatles existed, you could hear the change from what was essentially a 1960s boy band to mature excellent diverse songwriters. The Beatles documentary released a few months ago, shows you how truly talented The Beatles were. Before the band split, they weren't even in their 30s yet.

Many of their lyrics were of substance, while some of the actual music remained catchy. A great combination in pop music. The Beatles music has continued to be enjoyed by different generations.

Another huge difference, people are still listening to The Beatles. 50 years after they split up, new generations are listening to their music. Will the same be said of Madonna? Highly doubtful. The Beatles aren't even my fave band, but I sure will acknowledge their importance to pop music and culture. Madonna's career has been based on controversy and visuals, without MTV she would never have become so famous.

Madonna stans also have to accept, Madonna cannot SING. What don't you unhinged drooling stans not comprehend about that fact? She has terrible voice. Also so much of her music was written by other or she's one of how many composers listed? lol

Madonna recording 'diverse' songs still doesn't show the world she has a good voice, she doesn't.

A critic once describe her voice as "Minnie Mouse on helium". That describes her voice perfectly. No range, no power, nothing. Just nasally and annoying. A gimmicky voice. Which of course has ben filtered both in the studio and for live performances.

Have you heard the the live Madonna performances without all the wizardry? Her voice is as bad as those unfiltered tapes of the late Linda McCartney 'singing' live on the Wings tours.

[quote] No, the most 'diverse' catalog in pop music would be that of The Beatles.

No, the Beatles are a rock band, not a pop band.

[qiuote] Madonna stans also have to accept, Madonna cannot SING. What don't you unhinged drooling stans not comprehend about that fact?

I never said anything about her being able to sing or not so not sure why you bring this up but ok.

[quote]I never said anything about her being able to sing or not so not sure why you bring this up but ok.

What an incredibly stupid comeback.

Most music fans, of any music genre, enjoy listening to singers who can actually SING! You don't seem to know much about music in general.

Whether it be Whitney, Aretha, Pavarotti, Lady Gaga, Sting, Nat King Cole, Tony Bennett, Amy Winehouse, Harry Styles or whoever, all these singers can SING and have/had interesting voices.

[quote] What don't you unhinged drooling stans not comprehend about that fact?

I was referring to this part. I never said anything about her being a great singer so I'm not sure why you'd bring this up. You seem to be reacting to posts that aren't there.

[quote]No, the Beatles are a rock band, not a pop band.

No, dear, The Beatles did not start out as a rock band, they started as a top 40 pop band. They were actually a boy band. There were a ton of these British and American boy bands bands in the 1960s, but The Beatles became the most popular. The only difference between 1960s boy bands and the later ones, the 1960s boy bands could play their own instruments.

The Beatles then progressed to diverse rock music.

The Rolling Stones, he Yardbirds and later on, the original Fleetwood Mac, were all British blues bands with a mix of rock.

Step away from your Madonna worship and spend some time reading about how pop and rock music has evolved over the years and also how so many white musicians emulated Black musicians. The Beatles got their 'woooo' screaming from Little Richard.

[quote]I was referring to this part. I never said anything about her being a great singer so I'm not sure why you'd bring this up. You seem to be reacting to posts that aren't there.

Please stop trolling. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Fans of good pop, rock and r'n'b usually enjoy singers who can actually SING. Singers who have great voices and a great range.

Despite her lack of singing ability, Madonna became very famous, this was due to the advent of MTV and fans being more interested in elaborate stage shows, contrived imagery, constant image changes and silly controversies. Fans want a stage show, go to Las Vegas or go see The Rockettes!

I blame MYV and pop & rock music fans for accepting this utter nonsense.[bold] Image over substance became acceptable. [/bold]

Please STFU, you don't know WTF you are talking about.

One can only come to a gunfight with ammunition, you don't have any!

Girls, go to the parking lot and fuck it out.

Let's continue bitching about Madonna and her paid escorts.

Maybe Madonna should be killed by a terrorist. That's the only way I can see her image/legacy improving.

I"m joking of course. OK, half-joking.

r151 like MJ, she was replaced in the 80s.

But Lindsay Lohan is a terminator from the future, her AI programming told her to convert because it's phobic and will be doing it when the time is right to prevent wwiii

[quote]Girls, go to the parking lot and fuck it out.

I wouldn't fuck a Madonna fan, even with someone else's dick.

What the fuck those horrid 'things' with Madonna?

Man, woman, camera, TV, amphibian, mammal, bird etc?

All of that money and she degrades herself like this…

R155 I’m actually quite worried about her. She’s lost the plot, her career and her mind. It’s really sad to witness. I used to stand up for her for years back when she…wasn’t insane. Oh, Madge.

In the 00s, there definitely was an element of ageism in some of the comments made against Madonna. "She's so old, she needs to go away!". I remember hearing that stuff in the mid 00s when she had COADF out and was breaking records with Hung Up and the album all around the world. But now, most of the comments on how gross and repulsive and classless she is . And those comments are correct. That NFT of bugs crawling out of her vadge was just bizarre. And unlike with, say, the Sex book, she hasn't actually learned her lesson, sucked it up and moved on. No, the lesson she got from the NFT bombing was that she should do even more delusional and bizarre things to get attention.