Keith Urban is wearing Herman Munster elevator boots

Keith Urban looks like a fool with his fake tan, soccer mom hair, too frozen face and shiny patent leather elevator boots.

And she's wearing flats all so he can appear man sized next to her. What a vain fucker.

And look at his too small tux. Why, he looks like a tiny teen waif!

His eyes tell the story--they are filled with sadness.

LOL R5! Keith should start going to Lu's hairdresser.

He's entering Kenny Rodgersvilled

Maybe he’s a nice guy. That whole relationship is so odd.

It's his stubbornness about that damn haircut that gets me. He would be better off with a buzz cut for God's sake. He reminds me of the 60+ year old women still clinging to their middle school hairdos.

You just know that in that household they buy Botox at Costco.

Can't figure out wtf she sees in him.

R6 right I don’t quite get it either. I know she’s a romantic and I’m glad it’s working out but they both need to take it down a notch. Well, he just needs to stop and age like a man. I love Kidman. One of my favorites but they look like lesbos when his hair is long.

He sure does have a.....sweet face.

I have only recently discovered Keith Urbans music. I have got to say, I am very surprised. He is good. He really is.

I think they are almost identical personalities (putting on the romantic shit for business) and trying to find ways to reconcile real life with the show they have to put on.

Nic and Keith are both Australian, have been in showbiz since childhood, and want a stable family life. Is it really so hard to understand why they're a couple?

He went from looking like Martina Navratilova to looking like Larry Birkhead.

His eyes seriously droop. And THOSE FUCKING SHOES!! They look positively orthopedic. Maybe he's using them as weights to build up the muscles in his little legs.

His hair is a disaster - someone needs to talk to him

R19 my thoughts exactly. ANY kind of a change would be better than that tired soccer mom 'do.

My needing elevator boots is Urban myth.

He buys all his jeans from Japan. They are ladies jeans.

He's always looked like a semi bitch lesbo.

It doesn't help that she always has her arm around him like she's the man.

He looks like a waxen troll doll come to life.

pic is 2 years old but carry on

He's always looked like a semi bitch lesbo.

Damn I can't type today. That should have read "He's always looked like a semi BUTH lesbo".

Really? Sign me up. I hate my wrinkles.

OP posted a 2 year old pic, folks. Just saying.

BUTCH! Goddamn, I meant BUTCH!!!

I think they showed Keith's graduation picture on Graham Norton or some show. It was awful, just awful.

And he still looks exactly the same R29.