If DataLoungers were jurors

Reading the “Ivan Danailov Dimitrov apologizes for carving the Colosseum” thread got me thinking that DLers would make perfect jurors. Nothing gets by us.

We’d be especially impactful as members of a Grand Jury. Don’t you think?

I am loved in the court system....at 61 have been on 6 trials.

All of the good looking men would get off immediately.

The fugos would be found guilty after exceptionally short deliberations.