Harry Jowsey made a second appearance on Alex Cooper's podcast Call Her Daddy and revealed even more crazy stories than he did last time.
On this round of secret sharing with the Founding Father, he detailed the intense time in high school when he had one too many shots and ended up in handcuffs.
How He Got Arrested
"I banged three or four shots as I went out, went downstairs, three in the afternoon," he said as he unraveled the tale that was sure to end badly, "She's waiting for her Uber. I was drunk, started ripping plastic off this wall."
Little did young Harry know, that plastic was private property.
"Turns out it's this big promotional thing. The owner comes out and I'm drunk ripping this plastic sticker off this entire storefront." Could you imagine, opening week of your store, seeing someone attempting nightclub antics around lunchtime?
Jowsey continued that it only got worse from there, "Security guards come over and they're like, 'What's your name?' I was like I'm not telling you f*cking sh*t!"
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That's when the guards held him to the ground and proceeded to arrest him. Note to self, don't curse out security and most importantly, don't down five shots in a row.
"I got taken an hour away with no money, no wallet, no nothing to the police station."
How He Got Out
The biggest takeaway about sobering up in a cell until 1 AM was that he missed all the parties he planned to attend that night. Jowsey acknowledged that the experience was insane, especially when the people in jail started talking to him.
"I'm seventeen, frail," he hilariously added, "I'm sitting there in the corner...That happened then I had to run back an hour. I didn't have any money."
Cooper asked what every listener was surely wondering, how did he get out of jail?
Once he sobered up in the drunk tank, the police contacted the store that owned the infamous sticker.
"I had to go to court, it was so bad. He was so upset and I was like look, I'm sorry. I had to get my mum to call him."
At the end of the day, he had to rely on his mom to plead his case to the store owner. To be fair, who can really say that their parent hasn't talked their way out of a dumb teenage mistake at some point?
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