Funny & Sexual First/Last Name Combos

Mike Hunt Ilene Dover Ben jerkin Harry Cox

Dick Johnson (thousands of them)

[italic]National Lampoon'[/italic]s "True Facts" column used to showcase newspaper wedding announcements featuring unfortunate combinations of last names. The best ever was [bold]LOVE-ORGAN.[/bold]

There was a woman who used to work as a substitute teacher in my hometown, her name was Anita Dick. Seriously.

I went to college with a girl named Mandy Godown

My mom knew a guy Buster Cherry.

The previous proprietor of the local post office in a neighboring town from me was named Wayne Kerr.

Pat McGroyne was one I remember, but I can't say if s/he existed or it was just a childhood joke. Buster Hymen, in the same vein. In our church bulletin there was always an ad from A. Hardick (a hardware store?). Phyllis Siff, and how she filled out forms with last name first. There was a large family named Sass so it was fun to make the first letter the possessive of the first name.

These two guys actually managed to get the old joke name into their college yearbook!

This post is hilarious. Half of these must be fake. Mike Litoris!!

I went to high school with a Holly Reith and a Candy Cain.

I had a teacher whose maiden name was Robin Hood

I knew an Olive Ball and my friend knew an Iona Hoover.

Lucy Balzac Baby Jaynes (she was born before the infamous book/movie.) Harry Lipschitz Richard Sitta (of course, children being the natural empaths they are called him Dick.) Dotti Tampon

oh and there was a lass I went to camp with Pauley Van Bet Wetten. so, most ended up calling her Poolie Bed Wetter.

I want to change my DL name to Mike Litoris. It would look fab all lit up in red! 💄

R25 change it to Mickey C. Litoris and every lesbian over 45 will be on it.

Everyone's favorite realtor.....Gaye Males!!!

My father knew Gaye Hooker (she married into the hooker family)

I worked with an Asian guy whose real name was Phuk Li. He changed it when he came to work in the US.

There was an Asian herbalist for a long time up the street from me called Fook Yi.

The Crown & Anchor's summer season set list.

Carlotta Mustanotta Gotalotta

Friend's Secretary: Pat McCann Kid I went to school with (and his dad was a teacher there: Rod Johnson