Tea arrived:

Gaga spends outside of her means. She was lucky to get that role in ASIB which got her some coins when she needed them most, but her new music isn’t selling like that and she needs to tone it down if she doesn’t want to lose her lifestyle entirely.

Hilary Duff and her family are big time racists

Michelle Williams (white version) is mostly a lesbian and gets busy with her friend from the Creek, Busy Phillips.

Owen Wilson attempted suicide because of his breakup with Kate Hudson.

Mr. 0zzy 0sbourne has early stage dementia and Sharon is pulling the strings and drugging him up to get him to perform and get every last drop she can out of him.

David Duchovny is a notorious asshole, everyone hates him.

Seth MacFarlane is a general weirdo, not in a creepy way, more like an alien way. Either gay or asexual, leaning towards ace because he has no idea how to act with normal humans. Could be on the spectrum?

Jamie Foxx and LL Cool J are both gay, but go to great lengths to cover it up.

Arnie Schwarzenegger has more than 1 outside kid, but they had to own up to the nanny’s kid because he looks so much like him and the nanny is an attention whore. She wanted her moment and took it, the others are more discrete.

Macaulay Culkin has had at least one relationship with a man, specifically Pete Doherty who was the reason he moved to Paris several years ago. That’s all in the past now and MC is living in LA with Brenda Song.

Michael J. Fox was a major cokehead in the 80’s, and recent studies have connected use of the drug to Parkinson’s and other brain degenerative diseases. He was a nice guy on set in the 80’s though, and was a functional cokehead. He was also a huge homo.

Ben McKenzie is gay and his wife (a Brazilian-American actress) is a MAJOR cunt.

Catherine Zeta-Jones married Michael Douglas so she could get nepotism points and good roles, but then she stopped fucking him and now he’s holding all the good parts from her. He pulled his strings and made sure she won’t get any good roles, but she knows if she leaves him he is too powerful and will effectively end what little career she has. She spends a lot of time in private institutions if you will…

Jessica Chastain is a lesbian. Not the friendliest, but far from the worst cunt in Hollywood. She might be on the spectrum.

Tim Meadows from SenL is a snow queen. He’s married with kids but he is fucking white guys on the side.

Tony Curtis (Jamie Lee’s daddy) used to bring women home for his wife Janet Leigh. And she used to bring home men for him…

Anton Yelchin was rumored to have been killed by some Russian mobsters that he or his parents owed money to. A weird freak way to die by “accident,” getting crushed by an SUV left in neutral at the top of your driveway.

Keanu used to shoot up heroin in the 90’s, and was a serious cokehead through the 2000’s yet never went to rehab and apparently just kicked them on his own? His mind, so powerful.

General tea: when celebs are seen with their kids in public, it’s generally accepted that they are using them as props. The more often you see the kids, the less likely they have a normal parent/child relationship. Kids soften the rough edges on some of these cokeheads. And yes, most of these people are calling the paps on themselves (or their friends/people are doing it for them). The average celeb might be recognized by fans and take a picture with them, but not full pap coverage. This isn’t 2006.