Here’s another chapter from our saga.....‘Love’s A Complete Bitch’
I’ve condensed the first part as this was on repeat, all day every day.
JH: “Oh Benji, why don’t we just go ahead and let everyone know we’re seeing each other? Huh? Huh?” Jumps up and dances around. “They’ll all be sooooooo happeeeeee for us!”
BB: “No no Jules, the timing’s not good for me right now, you know that” Screws face up in annoyance while she’s not looking.
JH: “You’re a total party pooper, Benji!” Pouts. “The timing’s good for meeeeeee tho! Plus Brooks will see it and be really pissed off. Ha ha!”
BB: “No! Not right now.” Walks out into garden.
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JH: Immediately picks up phone. “Hi, Backgrid? Jules here. Benji & me will be sharing an intimate moment outside my front gate in 15 minutes. Can you shimmy your ass over here in time? Make sure you’ve got your super zoom lens!”
Two days later.... tabloids, gossip sites, IG, Twitter ... blah blah blah, you name it. Benji’s ratings have plummeted in the wake of this further revelation (bare-faced this time) and he’s being called out even more for super-spreading.
In the pix, as usual, Benji’s managed to look straight at the camera, even while he’s being man-handled in various ways by the Ho. The look on his face is something similar to that of Logan Delos during the mini-orgy scene, right around when he gets slapped.
A couple of days after that, we get a new cover song on IG.
Benji belts it out with conviction.
- ‘We are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ - Taylor Swift
- fin -
Feel free to suggest other additional songs btw.
You know, I almost feel like a little fly on her wall right now. I can see this happening, truly I can!!!
