Ben Affleck's ass crack

I'm surprised he doesn't own better underwear. Old Navy? That certainly kills the gay rumors.

The only people who ever actually believed he is gay are the old kaftan queens who covet him.

Poor Ben. He must be really annoyed by this

Dunkin' and Old Navy underwear. Man of the people.

Can’t he pay someone to pick this shit up or deliver?

r3 You can take the boy outta Bahston...

I want to know what he ordered.

Ben, make two trips next time... Crack is whack!

He KNOWS what he’s doing!!

He spent all morning in front of a mirror till he nailed that perfect peekaboo crack!

Is he doing this to get coverage? We've seen him do this clumsy act before. Can't he make 2 trips from his front gate to is front door? And what's that sugary, milky crap he's drinking?

That crack reminds me that I need to call a plumber.

It’s interesting how people who you think would wear expensive underwear don’t. A lot of professional business types in expensive suits belong to my gym and I notice when they strip down their underwear is either raggy or a cheap brand. It’s the poor gays who spend their money on CK and 2xist.

amazon, old navy, dunkin donuts, basic bitch.

“This used to be a family neighborhood“

R15 does scat films with Erna

He needs to hire a chef who can cook him healthy meals.

He must be getting $$$ from Dunkin'

R21, that’s what I’m figuring.

CDAN blind from earlier today:

"You do know the photos of the A+/A list mostly movie actor who sometimes directs and has horrible decision making skills when it comes to tattoos, arranges for those viral photos to be taken. He knows they will be a hit, plus, he gets a bunch of money each time from the fast food chain."

well his "hotness" just doubled for me, I find guys wearing basic brands (old navy etc) are a lot sexier than instahoes wearing designer brands.

He's such a gross slob. Yuck.

Just 6 inches from hole presentation. Next time for the win.

I genuinely like the guy, and know he has been in and out of rehab for gambling and alcoholism, and I'd be pissed if someone snapped that unfortunate photo. It's bad enough that these assholes hound these people (I know, I know, they're celebrities), but fucking really?

I have sympathy for the guy. It's a shame he doesn't have good taste in women, or make better life choices.

Stop making fun of his thrifty ways. Frau Garner took him to the cleaners.

r26 are we taking bets on how many dingleberries he will present? I'll wager $5 he averages 2 dingleberries at any given time.

Once he got inside he realized he left the donuts in the car.

[Quote] and I'd be pissed if someone snapped that unfortunate photo. It's bad enough that these assholes hound these people (I know, I know, they're celebrities), but fucking really?

Ben calls the paps. Most celebrities do. They're staged, so there's no need to feel sorry for him.

r14 Nobody needs to be going anywhere near a straight man's ass without a hazmat suit.

R16, I bet. I do try to buy my expensive undies like CK and Under Armor at Marshall's or TJ Maxx in a state that has no sales tax (when I'm traveling).

The cut of the cheaper stuff just doesn't do it for me.

[quote] Poor Ben. He must be really annoyed by this

I doubt he even cares. His problems in life are so much larger. A shame that he's come so far in life and is still tormented.

This guy... I mean, we realized years and years ago he was shit at acting. I remember he did ‘Hollywood Land’ and was supposed to be great in it but he wasn’t. Then he directed ‘The Town’ it was pretty good (because of Rebecca Hall, Jeremy Renner and others not because of Ben) so he gets to direct a Best Picture and there’s cries that he was snubbed Best Director (but not Best Actor), NO one wants him as Batman but he has to do it and of course he sucked and the pictures were bombs. They say he’s good in ‘Gone Girl’ because he plays a total douche. His little brother wins a Best Actor Oscar. He directs another bomb. He’s a ravaged drunk and fat and cheating and gambling AND PEOPLE ARE STILL CHECKING FOR HIM??? Which cocks does Ben happen to suck to have SO many chances?

Overweight frauen in flyover states (and here in the DL) will give him chance after chance because they think they're the special one who can "save him." He's

*a raging alcoholic

*a drug addict

*a narcissist

*selfish and self-obsessed beyond measure

*never satisfied with anything or anybody, always needs more

He's a cautionary tale. Be careful what lie you live. He would have been better off (and happier) if he would have had the courage to live a life like DiCaprio has, one younger woman after the other, no kids to drag him down. The existence of Ben's kids makes him feel guilty and he's a shit father and he knows it. His kids know it, too and I'm sure one or two of them is destined for the rehab center just like Daddy.

He's not tormented or tortured, he's selfish garbage.

How appropriate. He's a total ass.

I’d hit it with great aplomb!

Ben's PR team are in overdrive lately.

It's so weird to me that he was married to Jennifer Garner for so long. They seem like polar opposites.

Who the FUCK thinks Ben Affleck wears expensive underwear? Damon--maybe. I'm surprised Affleck even wears them.

You honestly think no gay man wears Old Navy?

And I never thought he was completely gay, but more like bi/pan.

All this talk of Ben not being straight... has he been paired with any men?

At most he's a Kinsey 1.5

I think I he’s deep in his addiction right now. I am not able to post the photo outside his gate from a week or two ago where his very gaunt face looks like he was on a meth or crack binge for a month. Looks unwell. Maybe someone else can post it? It’s sad to watch someone with so much going for them continue to self destruct.

R47 welcome to earth 🌎 space alien 👽

I'm wearing Old Navy boxer briefs right now. I guess I'm not gay.

Hold on. Paparazzi are hanging out at Ben Affleck's house? Is this 1999? There's no surer proof of the fact that pop culture stagnated in the 2000s than that we keep recycling these 90s celebrities (Affleck, Damon, Goop, Brad Pitt, et al.). The only new celebrities seem to be reality tv "stars" who come and go (an unfortunate exception seems to be the unbudgeable staying power of that NJ "housewife" who was in jail for a time).

I wonder what's in those packages?

R52 There was a topic on here awhile back about if movies stars were a relic of the past. I believe it because of stuff like this!