We did this to death two years ago.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 28, 2023 1:17 AM |
R1 wonderful. Well two years later she’s speaking about it again. But good for you keeping that saved.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 28, 2023 1:19 AM |
I guess there is nothing new under the sun. Or on DL. Site closed.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 28, 2023 1:21 AM |
The problem is her eyebrowns and her raccoon eyeliner.
Also that she dyes her hair with shoe polish. If she let it be gray, and she had her brows shaped professionally and learned how to apply eye makeup, she’d be fine.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 28, 2023 1:21 AM |
Still with the kohl around the eyes, huh, Miss Natural "Smack-Addict-Under-Bridge" Beauty?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 28, 2023 1:24 AM |
I'd brown-eye her and Ann Coulter both!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 28, 2023 1:28 AM |
Sorry, but her face isn’t normal. It’s sickly. She looks like she’s starving herself.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 28, 2023 1:29 AM |
Oh, Justine, honey bunch! I, too, had a pair of hoop earrings like the ones you're wearing in OP's picture. I thought they were wicked cool and would wear them while listening to Prince's Raspberry Beret and trying to get high on nutmeg.
That was in 1986.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 28, 2023 1:29 AM |
R9 um Banji hoops are forEVAH!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 28, 2023 1:32 AM |
Yeah but in her case she didn't look so hot to begin with.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 28, 2023 1:33 AM |
She looks like she starved herself, smoked, and tanned excessively. That isn't typical 58-year-old wear and tear.
That said, fillers wouldn't improve anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 28, 2023 1:33 AM |
If a large percentage of so-called beautiful starlets took off all their makeup they wouldn't look much different than she does. Good for her for just wanting to be her real self, not some tarted up hotsy totsy.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 28, 2023 1:36 AM |
R12 she's 58?
In fairness, I didn't guess her age. Could be a collapsed trailer-park 45, a holding-up-barely-but-bravely 65, or a solid 75.
And I like the ambiguity, and the fact her face has some character and tells a story. It's less uncanny and creepy than plastic inflated faces.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 28, 2023 1:37 AM |
Banji hoops are as cool as Mersi Hoops
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 28, 2023 1:41 AM |
Lisa Loeb is about the same age and doesn't look like a trailer park granny. There is something Justine isn't telling us. She is aging as well (or badly) Erin Moran.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 28, 2023 1:44 AM |
Well Justine, perhaps you could cut your hair and add a little style to it. Moisturize that face, maybe do a facial peel now and then. Okay fine, we understand you don't want to have surgery or maybe not even Botox, but you could spruce things up a bit and still be 'proud of your age and lived experience.
There is a difference between looking your age. looking pleasant and growing older gracefully...or looking like hell and you just don't care.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 28, 2023 1:47 AM |
Everyone age’s differently. There isn’t a set look for any given age.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 28, 2023 1:47 AM |
I'm too lazy to google her brothers age
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 28, 2023 1:47 AM |
Good for her, but that eyeliner is NOT doing her any favors.
Also, aging naturally doesn't mean she can't use an exfoliating cleanser on her face or fix her wonky eyebrows.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 28, 2023 1:49 AM |
That's years of hard drug use. She looks closer to 70. She didn't age naturally - she aged horribly and she's looked this bad for years and years.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 28, 2023 1:50 AM |
I wonder if this is a (subconscious?) reaction to her brother's massive continued success in Hollywood. It's her way of feeling superior to people who play the game.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 28, 2023 1:55 AM |
I think she’s beautiful and I love her attitude. Refreshing.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 28, 2023 2:00 AM |
That’s sad she has to defend anything but when you’re a stah everyone has an opinion on your looks
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 28, 2023 2:11 AM |
Chelsea Handler and Rachel Zoe used to look like this and then got something done. I wonder what it was? Whatever Kellyanne Conaway had didn't take.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 28, 2023 2:19 AM |
Her twin brother Jason is even more weathered than she is and it looks great on him. Life is a bitch to women
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 28, 2023 2:20 AM |
Her life to live. She seems fine.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 28, 2023 2:25 AM |
Jason isn’t her twin, R26, he’s a few years younger. He’s aged, but looks like he takes better care of his skin than his sister does hers.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 28, 2023 2:31 AM |
Her skin is pretty bad. I have a lot of relatives who are around her age and do the bare minimum and look better.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 28, 2023 3:10 AM |
Jason gets work done. Botox etc. You can tell. He's shiny.
Justine looks closer to 70.
1) sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen SPF 50 2) lotion on face morning and night 3) eat veggies, no meat 4) drink lots of water 5) be a little bit fat 6) don't drink or smoke 7) do not tan. Mystic tan 8) eat the heck out of tomatoes, yogurt, Mediterranean oily foods and salmon 9) don't stretch out your face by making overt expressions. You'll crinkle 10) pray to God to look young 11) sacrifice your precious things to the Gods upon the alter of Jehovah. Blood is required and the God needs to drink
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 28, 2023 3:34 AM |
Good for you, Justine girl. But...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 28, 2023 6:58 AM |
“We’re proud you’re aging, but you need to do it the right way!”
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 28, 2023 7:32 AM |
Justine needs to have a talk with her brother about his hair. Even though he doesn’t appear to have fucked up his face, he looks ridiculous with his dark brown hairpiece.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 28, 2023 7:36 AM |
She looks like someone who's been a heavy metal groupie for 40 years too long!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 28, 2023 8:00 AM |
If she's really cool with aging, why doesn't she let her hair go gray? That dead black dye just makes her look worse.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 28, 2023 8:04 AM |
R38, set your Time Machine to 1988.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 28, 2023 8:23 AM |
I wonder if this is the face Madonna sees in the mirror in her nightmares.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 28, 2023 8:38 AM |
R20 Her eyes was her most defining feature when she was younger. Hence the reason for the heavy eyeliner.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 28, 2023 8:51 AM |
Hopefully she's got enough money put-away so that she doesn't have to worry about what gay men say about her face.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 28, 2023 8:57 AM |
She was in a sitcom years ago and I already thought she was aging badly, she looked gaunt. Just checked and it was Men Behaving Badly from the mid 90s! So she’s been going down this road for a long time. Still there’s a lot she could do now without resorting to plastic surgery. Choosing to stay very slim was a choice though.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 28, 2023 9:59 AM |
Is it a wig, r35? I thought only that he and Justine shared the same colourist.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 28, 2023 10:48 AM |
[quote]Whatever Kellyanne Conaway had didn't take.
I'm almost certain that it was just filters. Within a week or two of her "debut" on Fox News with the new face, she was looking just as haggard as before. There's no way her face deflated that quickly after a procedure.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 28, 2023 10:49 AM |
Wait, Jason Bateman is wearing a hairpiece?!!
Btw, Justine is 57, Jason is 54
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 28, 2023 10:59 AM |
Her eating disorder, smoking and lack of eyebrow grooming and basic makeup skills are why she looks so old.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 28, 2023 11:22 AM |
While we’re piling on, it should be noted she was a horrible actress. She owes Tina Yothers and Brian Bonsall a debt of gratitude, because they somehow got singled out…while Justine was treated like a teen queen.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 28, 2023 11:43 AM |
Wouldnt you be with that make up de n, r49?
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 28, 2023 11:49 AM |
Yes, she definitely needs to lay off that smoky eye liner. Makes her look like that creature Sara Gilbert is married to.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 28, 2023 11:55 AM |
She’s never been good looking so why start faking it now with plastic parts? She’s annoying and FUG and not the talented Bateman BUT she’s authentic in her aging so I’ll give her that.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 28, 2023 12:12 PM |
How do you recommend she update her eye makeup? Just curious since so many here seem offended by her current aesthetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 28, 2023 11:17 PM |
[quote] If she's really cool with aging, why doesn't she let her hair go gray? That dead black dye just makes her look worse.
@NikkiSixx
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 28, 2023 11:32 PM |
R54 She needs to tone it down. Smoky eyes are an aging look anyway (which is why very young women love the look, as they think it makes them look sexier and more sophisticated). She shouldn't have any liner under her eyes at all, just a light line at her waterline and some very light shadow on her brow bone and some mascara on her upper lashes only.
That wouldn't fix her skin, her nasal labial folds, etc. but it would help.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 29, 2023 11:38 AM |
Very telling that the Vanity Fair is from pretty far away. We didn't need to see muscled arms or her skinny body. The long hair isn't doing her any favors either.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 29, 2023 11:50 AM |
Justine is compared with her brother but anyone with a sibling knows that we don't always age the same way: my younger brother has very little hair while I have plenty and his skin looks like shit but mine looks great in spite of tanning when younger. Everyone thinks that I am the younger brother.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 29, 2023 12:59 PM |
Just compare Justine with other women her age and she looks much older and more haggard. No need to compare her with Jason.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 29, 2023 2:59 PM |
r54 I'd recommend she go with a softer eyeliner instead of a dark black, a lipstick with more color in it and not that pearly pink 60s-era nude color, and get a haircut that had some shape, and yes, part on the side, because trends be damned, she looks terrible with her hair parted in the middle. Also a little brown powder in those thinning brows. She doesn't really look that bad, but she has terrible makeup and hair.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 29, 2023 3:06 PM |
There’s no defending your actions, Justine! None!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 29, 2023 7:10 PM |
Justine Bateman and her completely unenhanced AI face are leading the battle against Artificial Intelligence in Hollywood!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 20, 2023 6:00 PM |
What happened to Scott Valentine?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 20, 2023 6:05 PM |
Reminds me I have to trim my pubes..
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 20, 2023 6:24 PM |
Her brother is definitely using Botox.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 21, 2023 2:12 PM |